look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
People are arguing that this is because he was charging but
A)Why would a kid, especially a black kid, unprovoked, charge a cop
B)Seriously why would anyone do that
C) he has bullet wounds on the inner side of his arms which would be exposed only if they were raised
|—||I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)|
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
me and my friends
the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed